Sarcasm in my Head ping.fm/1I9rP

OMG My boss is such an ass. "I need to bring it to your attention that there is a mistake on this order." KMA. I fix his crap all day long.

Muddy Monday ping.fm/tonU8

Call Me Doolittle ping.fm/uw3sK

I'll Cure What Ails Ya ping.fm/Qrd22

I just blew my nose and accidentally honked like a big ol' goose. I'll be hiding under my desk in embarrassment if you need me.

RiRi Nibblett and The Burning Ring of Fire ping.fm/lPMbS

It Ain't All Daisy Dukes and Fried Chicken ping.fm/QltP1

The Pee-Wee, The Funk and The Stoner ping.fm/2W81e

Hittin' the ground running 2day. Hope to leave early to do something fun, like grocery shop. Weee! Don't I know how to live it up?