No-one is ever
betrayed by true love.
Man loves little and often:
Woman much and rarely.
Time goes by a lot slower when you miss the one you love.
Why do people have to lose things
to find out what they really mean?
Love can sometimes be magic.
But magic can sometimes...
just be an illusion.
The saddest thing in the world,
is loving someone who used to love you.
A man loses
his sense of direction after four drinks;
A woman loses
hers after four kisses.
Love is like an hourglass
with the heart filling up
as the brain empties.
They spoil every romance
by trying to make it last forever.
Marriages are made in heaven
and are consummated on earth