HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIST!

HAPPY CHRISTMAS PEOPLE!

Dinner 1 down. I will need new pants after this!

WTH! Weird friend of my mom embraced me while I was not watching. VIOLATED. WTH?!

well sure you love me. but what does that mean? i mean, i love the trees.

she: in this equation, if you have an x and you add it to this number, what would you substitute the x to get the correct answer? he: U.

sleigh bells ring are you listenin'

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt is a so-so movie.

i could do this all year

found a sexist today. Amazing.