Watching "Quick Change" one of the all-time best bank heist movies.

OH man to woman in a laundromat: have these clothes washed in 2 hours. I'll be back then. I'm going to go play xBox.

Just saw a motorcycle being towed by a sedan with the rope tied through the rear windows and to the bike.

The VA just asked a guy for his preferred religion. His response? "I got a straight up "A" in college philosophy so you tell me." Right...

I've been boring on my week off and it's been really nice.

I love boneheads who try to turn left at an intersection under construction with a posted "no left turn" sign. Keep being oblivious.

Small group of guys near my open apartment door are loudly debating whether they're smoking weed or grass.

During the morning feeding of the fish I inadvertently wiped salt water in my eye. Man, that stings. Had to flush. How do I survive myself?

Dear Zeppelin, thank you for "The Girl I Love She Got Long Black Wavy Hair." I owe you BIG for that one.

One big downside of my work schedule (7 nights on, 7 nights off) is that all of my friends are squares with day jobs.