Harvey Norman staff @ O: "May I help u?" Me: "Looking for a fridge. Just looking, not buying today." HN staff @ displacement 5m from O: "Ok"

Apparently, a tuition centre's worksheets are so advanced that parents are hiring additional tutors just to teach their child to do them.

Enquirers calling from office phones during office hours tend to whisper and sound rather sneaky

Back from my role as Chauffeur Loi ferrying four students to their schools for their O Level AMaths paper.

Happy Deepavali! Happy ... umm ... EMaths Paper 1 Eve

Are you a monkey? www.facebook.com/celinel...

Luckily no parent or student has done this to me yet www.facebook.com/permali...

anyone heard of, or has been contacted by this online ad company Innity?

Double Fault! www.facebook.com/photo.p...

I used to think that the day would never come. I'd see the light in the shade of the Saturday sun: http://www.flickr.com/photos/miss-loi/6245501915/in/photostream