MrFaust
@MrFaust
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male Sarasota, FL, United States
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11 years ago 1
Anyone want a free vibrator? Apparently I can make bee sounds with my mouth and reverberate them throughout your body.
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11 years ago 1
I'm usually not one to complain about work, but I was scheduled EARLY in the morning today, drove to the meet site only to find there's not enough room in the van. I can't sleep now. I'm not even mad, though.
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11 years ago 1
I had an amazing dream last night, but it's too hard to put into words.
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11 years ago 3
SHUT UP, BRAIN!!!
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11 years ago 7
I had a long run of work, but now I'm so anxious lately that I'm too afraid to get out of the house. Pysch told me to cut back on caffeine, so I did, but still hate people. Bleh.
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11 years ago 13
Honorifics I use for people: Stella-butt, Jenna-pants, Devin-face.
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11 years ago 2
Tonight I said the worst insult I might ever say, and it was meant in total jest.
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11 years ago 4
Things I don't believe in: Bats in Florida, scorpions in Florida, the flu, regrets, and racism while road raging.