It is said that for every 1 human, there are 2.5 million ants, and I just don't think that's fair.

It's crazy how life on Earth such as trees, wildlife and P-Diddy just sort of happened.

Dangerous music starts playing
when I see a "cash only" sign.

I think I will buy a farm to gather all the ingredients to make one sandwich from scratch...then try to sell it for 10% it's of original market price.

I wish wizards would come back

aw maannn! what do I do?? a spider saw me naked in the shower! what if the tells his friends???

creamron's Dad told them to land in the wrong spot 23 years ago TWICE

i should became an Plurk gramar Nazi,

just spent 250 on a car battery but at least I got 11 mcnuggies in my 10 piece today