Arghhh.. stupid exmas.. I HATE EXAMS!!!

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

I've found the cure to insomnia!! It costs $129, weighs about 1kg, can be used repeatedly without reduction in effectiveness!

YESYESYES. Thank god, thank my mom, my dad, my family, my rabbit, my redbull, my coffee, my pencil. Finished maths. wont ever touch it ever!

I HATE MATH!!!

MATH MATH MATH

LOL.. i cant believe i folded an origami penis

Hit lecture 25 of 37 of chemistry notes.

just woke up, had a shower at a friend's place, now gonna re-start studying with her

Just realised how wrong it sounds when u say this to your female friend:" Follow me to my hotel la! (to take some stuff)"