Boss asked if we ever thought about quitting, I honestly answered, "Yes, constantly."

[D&D] Tried to yell down an Elder God, didn't work, but god damn I tried.

If I get this job I hope I don't have much to do with upper-management. They all look like ugly versions of my dad and I'll never be able to tell them apart.

Lol, phone screens w a company that I have only a vague idea of what they do. Looked them up, still lost.

[neko atsume] I finally got Peaches!!! Also, interrupted my DM last night to share double butt cow tunnel with the party.

Interview 7: Phone on shoulder, getting dressed and trying to act like I'm not smelling a shirt to see if it's publicly acceptable.

Interview 1 of job search: Oh no, I need to be super respectful, oh god I hope they like me!

Second guessing my interview outfit. No time to run home and change after work, but hours to stew in worry.

Argh! Why can't I just take naps all day, darn you need to support myself, DARN YOU! (Okay, going to work now.)

Things I did not expect adulthood to include: reading out the definition of forgery as my roommate lies on the ground and cries.