Naples Mafia involved in football match fixing; 150 games investigated bit.ly/oP8VZa Stupid soccer! Hopscotch is more credible & fun

VID Rome bus driver double parks & leaves bus to make ATM withdrawal bit.ly/qHdolC Just imagine what he would have done w/ Noah's Ark

PIC Good ol' doggie! You behaved & saved us today. ping.fm/MLOFv

Rome & Milan most polluted cities of Europe ping.fm/PGQeR Minchia, "cough", cazzo...no kidding!

Italian MP Scilipoti asked for reaction on S&P's downgrade of Italy, "I don't know what it (S&P) is" bit.ly/r0pqDt MULE JUST THREW UP

Lega Nord leader, Bossi: No to the MP Milanese arrest? We're loyal dlvr.it/mZVKQ That's right! Good dog! Your grub is out in the back

Berlusconi: "8 women? I was joking!" bit.ly/mU8jfI You bet! Silvio with ANY woman is a bigger mismatch than Cleopatra & Caesar

BREAKING Italy stock market down 4% (Yeah, but the day's not lost. We saved another corrupt MP from going to jail. Priorities, folks!)

Facebook to revolutionize social networking today ping.fm/xjXEs "FANCULO", AGAIN? Even our sheep are giving us a look of disgust!

BREAKING NASA satellite fragments could fall in Northern Italy (I'll take the Arcore whorehouse & main Lega Nord office. GO GO, SATELLITE!)