MP Mussolini (Duce's granddaughter) sings anthem of Berlusconi's new party, Go Pussy bit.ly/rsrKUV A PIG! Just like her grandfather.

SOLUTION 2) Lega Nord MP tells female MP (opposing party) who is addressing crisis issue to go & get f*cked "O.O"

PROBLEM: Moody's downgrading Italy left & right. SOLUTION: 1) Berlusconi thinks about renaming party "Go Pussy" and...

Italy Parliament: Female MP tries to discuss crisis; Berlusconi cracks jokes & another MP tells her to go & get f*cked bit.ly/pbF92X

Berlusconi finds new name for his party: Go Pussy bit.ly/pkzgtO He must breath through his ass because he never runs out of air.

Perugia murder, Guede: "I'm in jail & Amanda's home!" bit.ly/r3N8jW Just tell us who helped you kill Mez & things will change. #knox

Editor, Ferrara to Berlusconi: Enough! Avoid an inglorious end! bit.ly/ogqfL3 Too late skinny. Go back to your lasagna protein drinks

VID Amanda's Prosecutor: True errors were made by (court appointed & University) experts bit.ly/pxMJOi Quit & go into dry cleaning!

Naples: Poisoned by 'wine must' fumes; 1 dead, 2 intoxicated bit.ly/noD4at What Napolitani will go through for that homemade wine.

Perugia prosecutor, Mignini: Amanda killed...for no reason (GOOD WORK, Inspector Clouseau!) #AmandaKnox