Kids, being born with a liquid centre refreshing candy for an eye is probably a epic deformity

This is how you get men interested in a CPR demo:

Elcors as a romance option in Mass Effect 2 were a very, very, bad/good idea:

cashing into First Meta Exchange with MOL e-points right now. Thank you, 888.com, for farking up Paypal for LL.

I *will* beat Poker in Bejeweled 3! ... Just not now.

I got bored. so I wrote part of a short story. just like isfullofcrap used to every week: bit.ly/e5cNKY

On this day in 1941, Japanese Zeroes blew the fark out of Pearl Harbour... and these folks' hearts.

A classic duck joke, sung very well:

On this day in 1941, Japanese Zeroes blew the fark out of Pearl Harbour... and these folks' hearts. bit.ly/fC14c6

Zen Bound - most relaxing experience ever to include bondage, drip painting and wood carvings in one shot.