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likes
rock band
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asks
Why in the world did my karma go down?
Protaganist
wishes
that someone would come buy something from his store.
Protaganist
asks
Do you think Christian Bale likes me, as you know, more than a friend? Cause I've got such a man crush on him.
Protaganist
hates
going to work at the buttcrack of dawn.
Protaganist
loves
James Mcavoy
Protaganist
wants
to know your sign, baby.
Protaganist
thinks
www.cracked.com/article_... is amusing