"hello, avatar"

no surprise, mercury is in retrograde.

is it wrong that i dont feel bad about writing in elf as my race on the census?

someone to slap the chiropractor out of her veins

that special day next week

ok, i'll play along..i'm 32, i design crazy clothing, make hair and sell rotary phones. i've been a producer for pbs, tv news editor,

WOW, was at the epicenter of yesterday's quake 2 weeks ago

she can leave the bed at some point today

i'm puttin on mah funderwear for a hot not out with mah gaybees

when the guy you're sexing runs off with your best eyeliner...