Australian boys should drink themselves drunk, screw themselves, and....dammit, why can't I just say "die"?!
plurk more when she figures out what a plurk is.
"WHO IS PLURK BUDDY???!!"
"WHY ARE THERE LITTLE TAGGY-BUTTON THINGS ON TOP OF MY SCREEN???!! WHAT ARE THEY?"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLURK AND WHAT'S GOING ON??!!"