According to my 5 year old: Nipples == Pimples, therefore Boobs == Pimples with Cheeks

My kids love "SpongeBob" and "Max and Ruby". They aren't bad, but I really wish they would get into "Yo Gabba Gabba"

Bathroom noises are so much worse when you know the person making them. I prefer the noises I hear in there to be anonymous.

An afternoon quickie is like a stranger giving you a bag of money. Your mind asks questions but your body says "Take the money and run"

just noticed that history flows from left to right. That seems backwards to me.

animated GIFs tell a website's users, "If you are over 16, you are not welcome here."