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@SexySiloPuddinPie
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male Daytona Beach, United States
We are all stories in the end.

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3 days ago 2
I hate everything
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4 days ago 2
I'm not shufflin' every day but I try to shuffle as often as I can. You gotta put yourself out there.
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1 weeks ago 3
https://images.plurk.com/2uGen8ND9ZkSXLJ5U3zFfX.jpg
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1 weeks ago
I found a pimple in a rather unfortunate place. Now I'm bleeding in a rather unfortunate place. Unfortunately.
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1 weeks ago 7
Okay, so I have a weird theory. CEO was separated from a wife who was kind of weird when asked about death threats to husband. Killer had silencer, training, and the exact movements of his target. I think it's possible that she hired him and had the bullets altered to reinforce that it was an angry customer. Just a thought.
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1 weeks ago 11 @Edit 1 weeks ago
I know you think everyone in Florida is a Trumpie but these are a few recommendations from my local library: https://images.plurk.com/6H6y7JZ0Ibn8kTzGE57y9d.jpg https://images.plurk.com/24cyvS1wvZFUWynKIIa9Pn.jpg
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1 weeks ago 8
So cute! https://images.plurk.com/36xiW275sd9mLuSsYRfMG.jpg
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1 weeks ago 3 @Edit 1 weeks ago
I have half a bottle of yummy wine the boy bought us, hidden in a cup so the twins don't beg. Not a terrible day. If the wine pees out in cash. Otherwise, DOOM! And I'll drink the other half of the bottle. And then the Happy Elves will come and all will be better! Until I wake up. Then more elves!