[Longhorns] I'd cry if I had any tears left.

[Earbleed] PLEASE let us not start with the caroling yet. Please?

[Note to self] Avoid sloshing coffee onto your keyboard.

[Zilker] "This place is the JACKPOT!" - Little monster at my door

["Let Me In"] About to see how bad Hollywood hopefully didn't screw this story up.

[ACL] Spoon, Sonic Youth, Vampire Weekend, Phish.

[I just] molested an elevator trying to get the sensor to read the fob in my pocket. <insert going down joke here>

[Longhorns] Bevo's in the abattoir today.

[Glee] "Butt-sweat stain.".

[Longhorns] Ah, screw this game. Go Razorbacks!