Don't let my toddler match your face with your name, because she will find your face in my phone and call you.

Me: When are you gonna start teaching your little sister to tap? Mooch: When she starts paying me.

Reorganized all photos and videos on my Mac, went grocery shopping, and now we're headed to an impromptu park playdate.

Fuss stripped in the optometrist's office.

Headed to Giggles N Hugs for FD. Fuss is yelling, "No more shenanigans!" in the backseat. Yep. We have our work cut out. #noteven2andahalf

RIP Rodney King

I think I just saw a billboard about a teddy bear apocalypse.

Surgery today. Not excited. Spent last night watching Netflix and mostly not freaking out.

Bootleg vegan scampi with Earth Balance, Tofurkey Italian links and spaghetti turned out to be a huge hit. Who knew?

What are those dogs called that look like bears?