Every country is situated somewhere on a scale that starts at slave and ends on freedom. Where do you want your country?

"Resolve to perform what you ought. Perform without fail what you resolve." - Benjamin Franklin

"I'm not ruling it out but I'm also not ruling it in." - Barack H. Obama

Sorry Dunkin. America runs on High Fructose Corn Syrup.

Keep your eyes on the prighs!

Years later, Hip Hop figures out that "mind on my money and my money on my mind" doesn't actually make any sense.

Play structures to fast food, is drugs to prostitution.

Besides the boycott ministry, what else does Westboro Baptist offer its parishioners?

"You can not do what is right, when you are doing what is wrong." - Bob McEwen

"Once you become predictable, no one's interested anymore." - Chet Atkins