That moment when you open the front door to find a potted tree toppled so you pick it up, leaving dirt to get picked up when you've done stuff needed to be done in the kitchen and you get blamed for toppling the tree...
BITCH CHECK!!! Sorry, was just making sure I'm still the same bitch I was yesterday, the day before, the day before that ...and will be tomorrow. lol! WAIT! Like this Plurk if you're still the same mothafuckin dickhead or bitch you were when I met you!! ... or maybe don't ...Damn, keeping stupid ass shit said about me straight is tough nowadays! :/