Most relationships fail because your too busy pointing out each others mistakes & not spending enough time enjoying each others company.

*Someone follows you on Twitter* YAY, I gained a follower! *Someone follows you in real life* HOLY SH*T STALKER!

People talk in their sleep, teachers talk to make people sleep.

Squidward doesn't wear pants, because his dick is on his face.

99% of the time when we say "Haha" or "Lol" we actually don't laugh.

#thatawkwardmoment when an emo boy/girl says im happy.

Kidrauhl

There are moments in my life that I'll always remember, not because they were important, but because you were there.

anybody wanna talk i`m bored.

69 will never be just a number.