What kind of characters/traits would you call "Spark bait"?

"Hmm, did these customer forms fall on the floor on the other side of the counter?"
/hops up onto the counter to look
/regrets it immediately

me, all day: I had a really nice and productive day yesterday, why am I in such a bad mood today?
me, after juggling money and realizing I will have $3 after paying rent tomorrow: ah.

tags are happening??? i'm so out of practice but I've missed this

Kittens being cute:

Aaaaand I rage deleted Marvel Snap, along with HSR and half my other phone games.

Interesting. It would appear I have a new "coworker"

cute Temmie FF9 drawings aaa

If you weren't aware, the MTG Circlejerk subreddit h...MTG + Far Side

[work] manager: I can't go into details, but we need to keep employees M and K separated at all times
me: ???!?!?!?!???!??!??????