I came to Texas for a wedding. I am on a date now. What?

Six hours at a tattoo parlor and I didn't even get a tattoo

So today was amazing. And terrible. And may be going to jail for assault when I return to Indy... But it was good!

My ex husband just texted me to tell me he probably gave me an std. Brb forever.

Theybskipped having someone pick me up because they thought I'd be late. Didn't tell me. Hour long cab ride and crying thanks

mikenno are you still going to pick me up at the airport Sunday?

Dog and cats have been fed watered, let out, etc... Hopefully they don't destroy too much...

The Original

My illustrated portrait of him

My advisor occasionally makes me wish I could punch her

{{In this plurk I contemplate kicking the shit out of my sister}}