/co/mrade storytiming Adventures Spider-man. I LOVE HIM

And now for a classic vaudeville act from my mom! "Are dad's pants in your room?" "...No." "WHY IT SO DIRTY"

sprawled shirtless on her bed eating a wife cake, getting crumbs everywhere. WHAT A SIGHT

shaving Jillian. We're going to give her a mohawk down her back, because FUCK YEAH thats why

aw man, I WAS in a good mood today. Damn family.

HOLD THE LINE

alone in the house with haley, endless hanna montana playing. this is truely hell.

shit. decided not to do the thankyous, AGAIN. i am so bad at not pissing my mom off

the slow blink: the best way to get a nagging annoyance to sigh and walk away

oh god, i wish i could give jillian a shower. THE STENCH