Michael Winslow.

my friend Christian, but hates when he comes over to drink an entire bottle of brandy AND my bottle of vodka while I'm sleeping unsuspecting

how in the hell my Google Adsense went up so high so fast. But no complaints!!

I hate that I have to keep up an inane amount of Plurking to keep my karma up.

I'm a Text Twist champion

yay for Garlic Jims.

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being drunk in the middle of the day.

just tried her first ever sip of brandy. oooh it burns

how the fuck did i hurt my collarbone