I always wanted to make these cookies because shaving years off my life through stressful baking is how I do

hahaha some lawyer was sent to my office for me to look over an order and i'm in the bathroom across from my room and i just hear a loud shout of "Isabella? Sweetie?"

the last interview i did started with me locking us both out of the courtroom so that was a good 7th dimensional power move

"I'm going to use a writing sample for employment purposes that is filled with grammar issues and horrible sentence construction!" - a lot of people, apparently??? This is so embarrassing.

Well, having my parents invite themselves over for Father's Day lasted a good 2 hours before I walked out on mom pulling a "I gave you everything & my unconditional love so now I can insult you to my heart's content and will never apologize for any of it because it's my right as a mother." That's cool. I'm fine.

I found a new job and in the following 2 weeks I have gotten 5 interview requests, including for a) the long-shot position I really want and a couple others that are far more in line with what I want to do than what I got. Where were you??

Ah yes, why is the red line not moving this time

I'm just posting this everywhere because I am extremely proud of myself:

/looks longingly at all the warm-weather clothes i enjoy wearing and look good in. whennnnnnnnn

work has trained me to think of terrorist attacks that occur literally anywhere in any context as inconveniences that make me have to go through security and waste time every day because the police union wants that extra money