If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.

It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.

It comes from saying no to 1,000 things to make sure we don't get on the wrong track or try to do too much.

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

“Your job is to umpire for the ball and not the player.”

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.

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