plurk de plurk de diddly plurk

why do they call it "taking a dump", when you're actually leaving one...

can't sleeeeep. Waterloo road makes me cringe

DEFINE DEFINITION

why can't revision be as enthralling as pokemon?

IF ACTIONS ARE LOUDER THAN WORDS, WHY IS THE PEN MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD?

just ordered both of Kings of Convenience's first 2 albums for only £7, bargain

economics. does anyone happen to know 3 economic measures that the govt could use to improve the employment prospects of factory workers? :l

MY PLURK PROFILE IS A PICTURE OF A CAT SITTING AT A TABLE READING CHINESE. AWESOME.

HELLO!