alcalde52
@alcalde52
male Calamba, Philippines
Don't lie, steal, cheat and drink.
But if you must lie, lie to the ones you love most. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink only in the times that will take your breathe away...
But if you must lie, lie to the ones you love most. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink only in the times that will take your breathe away...
ano meron sa update
update
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger
# What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
M1: WeNeedSome1ForThisJob,WhoIsResponsible. M2: Sir,YourSearchEndsHere,InMyPreviousJob,Whenever AnythingWentWrong,They said I am Responsible
update na lng no
ano pwedeng masabi
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