If I were a character in Homestuck, what would my chumhandle be?

Why is it I can't keep my mood up??

i keep seeing nice boobs and bodies and it makes me wish i had those

why do i talk to people about anything?

..um..i have..a kind of..emotional question?

also this picture omg http://25.media.tumblr.com/bccab4bd4d694ffa330e97be26edab4e/tumblr_mijw1sTY6B1qeb04yo1_r1_500.png

I did that really complicated godtier test with all the codes and numbers: Monk of Heart.

zippyc OMG ZIPPY. YOUR FACE IS IN THE UPDATE. I REPEAT. YOUR FACE IS IN THE UPDATE.

I drew update art.....

...I'm..finally caught up..in Homestuck..and..