OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it worries me that I can recognise the rolex logo, but not the logos of things I see on a daily basis...
most embarrassing morning of my life
best thing I've ever heard: 'If you want to shine, dip yourself in Cillit Bang'
DAMN YOU WEATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
seriously hating work atm
best 25s of my life
HOLY MARY MOTHER OF GOD DO *NOT* GET MOUTH WASH IN YOUR EYES