Mom: What did you learn at school today, sweety? Me: Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.

Wishing your pets could talk is fun until you remember everything you've ever done in front of your pets.

NO YOU'RE WRONG, SO JUST SIT THERE IN YOU'RE WRONGNESS & BE WRONG!

good morning

Live your life, take chances, be crazy. Dont wait 'cause right now is the oldest you've ever been & the youngest you'll be ever again.

Distance isn't a big factor in a relationship. Communication is. But most of all, commitment is the biggest.

good morning

i have a great time with my relatives today

good evening

good morning