French is all about swapping tractor parts that have been discovered in a sofa cushion

it was quiet. Too quiet.

why UPS would forge my signature to leave a parcel when I'm actually at home waiting for them?

quoting people real rates today because I have the hating on for their dull projects

ding fries are done! ding fries are done!

apparently "deal with it" doesn't mean "deal with it" today

"I'm not going to big stink about this" is not a sentence a real writer would barf up

"I need to be asked before giving any footage to the actors" is not compatible with "could you deal with the actor's request for footage"

at last, another local film... ends

sitting in the dark, afraid to move for fear of stumbling and breaking expensive gadgets