surgery with doctor haw meant wondering what a semi-colon is when it preceded a word pertaining to the lower GIT. hahahaha.

to med people: ano una, breast-milk jaundice o breast feeding jaundice?

got to feel inside someone's vajayjay.

shet nakakatawa kayo. hindi pa ko ikakasal. hahahahahahaha

oh wedding bug, why did you bite me?

huwat? looking at Vera Wangs at 2 o'clock in the morning. Sleep dear Irina, sleep.

you do not fall in love.. you RISE in love. -- F.G David

a secret secret project. hahaha