Missing: if anyone has seen our massage therapist, could you please point her in this direction? Thanks!

My heart's pounding. In a good way.

Why, oh why? www.osakajp.com/

I received my official certificate from Births, Deaths and Marriages - I'm now legally Ben Dechrau!

Morning! Wash clothes, coffee, call estate agent, tidy, pack, work and play. You?

ANZ got new cards to me in under 3 business days. You rock ANZ!

I can now make and receive land line calls from my mobile. Pretty damn awesome. Also means I can call my mobile from my mobile. Bizarre!

Campaign for MMP never once say what MMP is. Obvious, perhaps, but never assume. ping.fm/nGx37

Seriously. I feel like punching a fucking wall. That'd be a much better use of my time right now. And it'd probably feel better.

I feel like smoking a whole pack and getting fucking trolleyed. Can I reneg on this whole deal and just get a pay rise like everyone else?