Blanket!!

Hindi na ako pumasok kahit may pasok

Ang lamig!! LAKAS NG HANGIN!

Baksak na nmn karma

Hi Bad Morning NAULAN!

Girl: Kamusta naman ang buhay mo?
Boy: Eto kinakamusta ako.

Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez rapping Super ... tay and selena rapping ?!

You made me insecure told me I was't good enough

HEY! What did the dentist say to the marching band? Here's a tuba toothpaste! GET IT?! TUBE OF TOOTHPASTE! HAHAHA!!!

Sa sobrang luto ng Miss Universe
Sunog ang nanalo