Cayne's hair was dark, dark brown, nearly black anyway. So, whatever, your hair's black now.
YOUR LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE:
I love being forced to listen to drunken/high rants that start philosophical and then swing into incomprehensible babble and then, finally
I don't know what happened, but I'm glad you've decided to start taking better care of yourself.
Hey, we're cool. Really, don't even worry about it.