Fortune cookie said " Good health will be yours for a long time. "; how ironic.

"Lola fell and we had to call paramedics; I didn't know what to do."

"Don't want to go to class today."

DANCE, Misery, DANCE!

Greatest way to waste time on the internet: best of craiglist.

Jezus, this is no joke. Obama's gonna be at Henderson, NV TOMORROW! so close to where I live!

if being a procrastinator will catch up to me.

"Plz, Tax Refund, buy us a new dryer."

the new dryer will come soon.

"going to the funeral today; may not post until next week."