為什麼每次我要洗車就下雨?

坦白

I'm such an idiot!

謝謝愛心晚餐Part 2，安迪的披薩花園。

New Chanel No.5, every girl must have one!

男性友人都很愛跟我掏心掏肺，我以後要出一本"那些男孩不能說的秘密"，一定會廣受女性好評。

you should think about the consequence before u did it, not blaming on me! what the FK is that!

姐妹們差不多只剩下我單身了，都黃金單身漢了我!

星座劈腿，I totally agree!

有點想去漢神實現我的夢想，大家快點阻止我!