omg I missed the announcement on clamp_now about the fanbook. IT HAS REACHED CLAMP.

ANNA I GOT YOUR CARD AND IT'S SO LOVELY AND MOE TY ;w; <3

The first suggestion you get in Google when you type "how to" is "how to get pregnant". I AM BOTH VERY AMUSED AND DISTURBED.

if any of her christmas cards reached their destinations in time

and thus my work is complete for now /collapses

does not recommend doing 827 chores on 3.3 hours of sleep on Christmas day. OH WELL \o/ exhausted but happy.

just typed "the cat purred" as "the car purred" and didn't realize it for more than 5 minutes.

why self, why? even the fox in your gmail theme is already asleep!

what Casshern, Lyuze, Oji and Ringo would do for Christmas.

WHERE ARE MY SLEIGH BELLS IN THE SNOWY SKY