hella embarrassed. i was too fucked up last night and i recall drinking bathroom water. too shit faced to remember how i got home.

this is funny read this. www.facebook.com/ext/sha...

I always wondered why they were called roofies. Cause you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. They should call em floories.

MAJOR ASS WHOOPIN' 2 DAYS IN A ROW! DAMN! I'M TIRED OF WINNING! !TW

Canadian beer! it tastes bad but i love it!

done cooking dinner! off to meet chuck norris' fans! yeeeee.... !TW

you fucking fag trying to block me off!

did the garden! i wish the grass were your balls! cut it and throw it in to the dumpster!--apology not accepted!

if the master plan is to marry her! wow1 she must be good in.. yunuhwattamin!