if you can't win an argument, correct their grammar instead.

It's raining like Forks, at least give me my sexy immortal vampire to go with it!

You do not lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower

I am not feeling well today. Head hurts, throat hurts, nose stopped up on one side! The other side is whistling at me! #sick

OK, time to go to sleep... one sheep, two sheep, three sheep, one duck, WTF :/

Don't treat people as bad as they are... treat them as good as you are.

When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics. #NotCommonFacts

This time, last year, everything was so different.

The King of Comedy is now with The one True KING

Just about asleep
Brain: Hey! Here's something we haven't thought about in a while... DEMONS!