Somebody with cable television, clue me in: what does Tiger Woods driving into a tree have to do with Tiger Woods having a mistress?

It seems an iron law of NYU Purchasing is "you shall not have the tracking number."

Dear MF Doom: I do not appreciate the 49 minute remix track at the end of your new album. Seriously...

RT mattyglesias: Cool pictures of freaky deep sea creatures: bit.ly/5aFjwm

New Procrastiblog: How Do You Measure a Chef’s Worth? Just By The Pleasure He Gives Her.. bit.ly/4DBpPg

New Procrastiblog: HTPC Project: The Build: The HTPC is purchased, assembled, and installed. .. bit.ly/4U7tIo

RT attackerman: Utah GOPer doesn't mind gays but 'I don't want em stuffing it down my throat all the time' bit.ly/8qztgF

Query: did medicinal catnip give Ethel a Calisi infection, causing sores to ooze from her mouth and nose? Evidence points to yes!

Hey, Fayettenam, I don't want some stupid plastic disc, I just want all those Franklin Bruno songs from stupid vinyl and stupid tape as MP3s

Underappreciated benefit of living in New York: the number of "it's been a long hard tour and we're happy to be home" shows