Ooh! I have a new title at work! Well, I've had it for nearly 4 months but this is the first I've heard of it.
The 12th wonder of the world: How my earphones get into such an amazing rat's nest entirely on their own.
Mmm... Late-night ice cream cone. I haven't had an ice cream cone at any time of day in probably eight months.
Hanging with Bardardons and Bjarnasons and Gudjonsons and Iresons.
Eating Italian sausage fried rice.
Wondering why this sidewalk is sanded. It hasn't snowed here in months.
Putting stuff on the cat.
Where, you hold so much potential and yet you suck so profoundly.