這個禮拜已經連續喝五天的飲料了...怎麼大家都在請客

to sleep or not to sleep? are you kidding me?

does anybody know the reason why the plurk symbol looks like a sliced ham with four legs and one tail on it?

physics is kinda fun, as long as you don't study it for exams

你人在倫敦，我整晚聽Beatles，你說你感冒，我呼吸都困難。

我們不傻，我們偉大。

剩下的夢想不斷地作，上升的氣球不斷地破，別難過，別難過，沒原因？有結果。

Dragon Jody, best original pun so far

上班啊，鋪浪很難用

感冒了，按!!