so... I could have literally just waited in line for the 25 min and gotten my food out on time

when someone who will never meet you literally calls you out on YouTube without actually mentioning you.... yes please tell everyone my love story... oh well

i don't like her version of soul mate... no.. I don't think it means that your soul had to meet that person. I mean I agree with it.. but I want the soul mate that lasts forever...

is this how am evil villain is? laughing manically as they plot their matter plan?

how this chick says crotchwatchers instead of crosswatchers...

I thought you were my Edwin and I was your Nisha... but maybe it was all a dream

it's it wrong to make someone squirm with suspense?

walked 380+ steps from the comfort of her bed...

f*ck!!! I completely ruined the relationship

when you spend close to $60 on a guy whose barely a friend and will always remain in the friendzone....