it's amazing how easy it is to type "monkey balls" when trying to type "moneyball"

The Change-Up was totally over the top with the gross and dick jokes, but still hilarious.

well. i've sure earned a friday.

personal life - in the toilet. professional life - rocking. my head - confused.

the day started with a database crash. things can only go up from here, right?

butter chicken, you're my only friend.

how have i not heard "fsck you" by Cee-lo yet? It's hilarious!

dear today - poop on you.

well, i guess summer is over if you live in seattle? it was a nice couple of days, though.

wtf i don't even.