bored

You're worth one cent if you owe another one cent. How's that for value?

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Clark's Law: Sufficiently advanced cluelessness is indistinguishable from malice.

megan fox is hot

What, like everyone at one time has, is going to happen tomorrow?

Man, is my picture old.

how do you turn off all of these, so that no plurks from anyone actually show?

My left eye stings!

if I'm even gonna be using plurk at all.