BOY: "Hi miss, may boyfriend kana?"
GIRL: (wow ang gwapo!) "Wala.
BOY: "Ako meron!! Beh!"

Every relationship is bound to fall apart when you start keeping things to yourself. Secrets don’t destroy things but SUSPICION does.

si pinya at si apple
apple : bakit ka tingin ng tingin ng tingin ng tingin ng tingin ng tingin sken?
pinya : eh bakit ka namumula?

Nakakaasar oh. Nabura ung saved file ko!

Badtrip. Nakahuli na ako ng dalawang Bagon, naclose pa ung emulator!!!

Ang gulo!

Fishy ka. Haha

Kagulo lng.